Краткая биография или всё, что Вы хотели знать, и не стеснялись спросить:
Penetrating since 1976
Perverting since 1977
Filling holes since 1978
Bridging the gap since 1979
Seducing the minors since 1980
Molesting the clowns since 1981
Screwing the boundaries since 1982
Satisfying beyond unimaginable since 1983
Exposing globally since 1984
Fulfilling locally since 1985
Cherry picking since 1986
Reinventing the feel since 1987
Jumping out of the box since 1988
In and Out since 1989
100s of satisfied receptacles since 1990
Releasing the tension since 1991
Cherishing your insights since 1992
Over performing since 1993
Maximizing your expectations since 1994
Minimizing your wealth since 1995
Your weapon of choice since 1996
Irreplaceable since 1997
Satisfaction you insist on since 1998
Addiction you can’t resist upon 1999
Tickling your Bush since 2000
Your restless friend since 2001
Keeping your privates wet since 2002
No spills — just thrills since 2003
Keeping your dirty shit moving since 2004
Pimping transnational since 2005
IHTFP since 2006
Mooning in the Moon since 2007
In summary:
Billions served since millions
Vibrating since Penetrating
Lusting forever
Better than your dream
Faster than your come
Harder than your disc
Stronger than your Mom
P.S. Your little Princess is ma lil’ ho. Thanks to wasting your time sitting on your fat ass reading my bio.